{"id":4092,"date":"2013-10-16T11:09:38","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T16:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kalot.com.mx\/?p=4092"},"modified":"2013-10-16T23:42:16","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T04:42:16","slug":"que-ondas-con-mi-vieja-tu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/16\/que-ondas-con-mi-vieja-tu\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfQU\u00c9 ONDAS CON MI VIEJA? #TU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00bfEst\u00e1s cansado de tu vieja?, \u00bfSe la pasa diciendo que no la quieres ?, \u00bfqu\u00e9 no la valoras? \u00bfno le dedicas tiempo, dinero y esfuerzo?, \u00bfquiere que te la pases todo el d\u00eda con ella? &#8230; \u00a1YA NO MAS!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Apelo por todos los hombres del mundo en este art\u00edculo, porque si las viejas, esperamos que salten monta\u00f1as por nosotros, que se queden hablando con nosotras hasta que quedemos dormidas, queremos a alguien modesto e inteligente, chistoso y rom\u00e1ntico, sensible \u00a0y que nos entienda cuando estamos en nuestros d\u00edas, pero tambi\u00e9n que sea gentil, \u00a1ahh! pero que no me lo manden gay &#8230;y&#8230;y&#8230;\u00a1Y saben por que es -.- !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">SOMOS MUJERES, femeninas, sensibles, compasivas, es nuestra ESENCIA; sin mencionar que la pel\u00edculas papitos, que la novela, que twilight, que 3 metros sobre el cielo, \u00a0en fin tanta sarta que nos metemos en la mentesita. Que \u00a0provoca que esperemos que llegue un pr\u00edncipe azul en caballo blanco o que se declaren saltando de un paraca\u00eddas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-5.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4105\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/16\/que-ondas-con-mi-vieja-tu\/images-5-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-5.jpg?fit=275%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"275,183\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"images (5)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-5.jpg?fit=275%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4105\" alt=\"images (5)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-5.jpg?resize=275%2C183\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lo que no entendemos es que los hombres y las mujeres demostramos nuestro amor de diferentes maneras. \u00a0\u00a1OJO! \u00a0no digo que no existan este tipo de hombres que vemos en las pel\u00edculas, o de los que imaginamos en nuestras mentes al leer un libro, tan guapos, tan viriles, tan valientes &#8230; tan MACHOS ALFA &lt;3 &lt;3&#8230; \u00a0Pero hablamos de la mayor\u00eda de los hombres, que no hacen eso.Y que nosotras, \u00a0las chicas high class de \u00e9lite no sabemos \u00a0apreciar lo que tenemos enfrente y no estemos a cada rato, con el me quieres, porque no me tomas la mano, porque no me mandas mensajitos de amor, plat\u00edcame cuantas veces pensaste en mi, me extra\u00f1aste de \u00bfaqu\u00ed hasta donde?, blah, blah, blah, miel, miel, blah blah \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No se preocupen dar\u00e9 unos peque\u00f1os puntillos, tips, argumentos, para que puedan detectar cuando un hombre, las quiere en su vida. y las esta tomado en serio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Antes de empezar con esta lecci\u00f3n \u00a1OJO! Esto sera importante que lo recuerden: LOS HOMBRES SON SIMPLES.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dicho eso, \u00a1vamonos recio!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. UN HOMBRE QUE TE QUIERE LO DECLARA. &#8220;?&#8221; \u00a0\u00a1Achis! y \u00bfc\u00f3mo es eso? Pues si hija, \u00a0un hombre que te quiere, se le ve en el modo de presentarte, es ese t\u00edtulo el cual se dice&#8230; NOVIA&#8230; Y es que imag\u00ednate una manada de lobos, es como marcar el territorio, esta es mi loba y \u00a1no la suelto! El hombre que realmente d\u00e9 amor por ti te dar\u00e1 un titulo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ya s\u00e9, ya s\u00e9, las liberales me dir\u00e1n HAY EQUIS HIJA, EL T\u00cdTULO NO ES NADA, chaparrita, \u00a0lamento informarte que te equivocas. Le est\u00e1 diciendo a sus amigos que ondas esta es la m\u00eda y yo la escog\u00ed para presentarla, a toda la gente que me rodea porque es importante para m\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As\u00ed que my lady, pi\u00e9nsalo dos veces antes de decir , hay mi tipo no me quiere por que cada vez que dice MI NOVIA, mi chica, mi terr\u00f3n como se digan pero \u00a1qu\u00e9 tengas un titulo! \u00a1Te dice que te QUIERE!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4114\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/16\/que-ondas-con-mi-vieja-tu\/novios-besandose\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?fit=1600%2C1067&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1067\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"novios-besandose\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?fit=1024%2C682&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4114\" alt=\"novios-besandose\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?resize=1024%2C682&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?resize=720%2C480&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?resize=330%2C220&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/novios-besandose.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Al hombre le gusta INVERTIR. Y es que si invierte en ti, es EL BUENO, sin duda eso les han ense\u00f1ado desde chico que puede decirse c\u00f3mo PROVEER, ya sea TIEMPO, que vayan juntos al cine, a ver la pel\u00edcula s\u00faper teta que te gusta, o irte a ver que a tu casa, o que la llamadilla para saber como estas; Sin abusar he hija osea si ya te hablo una vez le importas tampoco quieras que este pegado al tel\u00e9fono a cada respiraci\u00f3n que da, \u00a0\u00a1NO TE PASES!, ESFUERZO, que a pesar de sus ocupaciones te anda dedicando la llamadita, que trata de verse bien a pesar de la panza chelera, que ya se hecho m\u00e1s loci\u00f3n, que anda queri\u00e9ndote sacar una sonrisilla, y la \u00faltima pero nomas importante, DINERO, que hasta para irte a ver en cami\u00f3n a d\u00f3nde vas, hasta comprar una camisilla para que se vea guapet\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-6.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4106\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/16\/que-ondas-con-mi-vieja-tu\/images-6-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-6.jpg?fit=259%2C194&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"259,194\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"images (6)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-6.jpg?fit=259%2C194&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4106\" alt=\"images (6)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images-6.jpg?resize=259%2C194\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Te puse unos ejemplos, para que vieras los peque\u00f1os detalles que a veces ni por enteradas nos damos que hacen, porque esper\u00e1bamos que cayera de un avi\u00f3n con un letrero de \u00a1TE AMO! \u00a0as\u00ed que\u00a1 OJO CHICAS!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. Al hombre le gusta PROTEGER. Hija, \u00a0que se sienta el hombre, desde que no puedes abrir una lata hasta abrirte la puerta del coche, el chiste es saber que el es capaz para cuidarte y que mejor si lo hace. \u00a0Hablamos de cambiarte del lugar de la calle para que no parezca que te venden, hasta que te cambia los zapatos y se queda descalzo por que ya no aguantas los zapatos del antro.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4107\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/16\/que-ondas-con-mi-vieja-tu\/oljvfrp6rvvh1pcw-nl-_0\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0.jpg?fit=600%2C449&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,449\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0.jpg?fit=600%2C449&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4107\" alt=\"OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0-300x224.jpg?resize=300%2C224\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0.jpg?resize=300%2C224&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0.jpg?resize=330%2C246&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/OLjVFrP6rVvH1pCW-Nl-_0.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">:3 As\u00ed \u00a0que \u00a1chicas! \u00a0No se quejen mas de que su hombre no es rom\u00e1ntico, o que no es como los hombres de las pel\u00edculas. Es mejor ser realistas chuladas, y ver el amor en los detalles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Besos con baba &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u00bfEst\u00e1s cansado de tu vieja?, \u00bfSe la pasa diciendo que no la quieres ?, \u00bfqu\u00e9 no la valoras?&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":4117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4092","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"cs-entry","8":"cs-video-wrap"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u00bfQU\u00c9 ONDAS CON MI VIEJA? 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