{"id":3531,"date":"2013-10-09T13:49:49","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T18:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kalot.com.mx\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2013-10-10T13:54:36","modified_gmt":"2013-10-10T18:54:36","slug":"que-sea-comprensivo-que-sea-guapa-tu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/09\/que-sea-comprensivo-que-sea-guapa-tu\/","title":{"rendered":"QUE SEA COMPRENSIVO, QUE SEA GUAPA&#8230;#TU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Que tenga buen trasero, que mida 1.60 m\u00ednimo, que sea cat\u00f3lica, que se lleve bien con mi mam\u00e1, que le caiga bien a mis amigos, que agarre el pedo, que este delgada, que comprenda mis borracheras&#8230; En fin esto solo me fue el inicio de la lista interminable . Lista \u00a0de &#8220;requisitos&#8221; que mi amigo mencionaba como primordiales para iniciar una relaci\u00f3n, por supuesto yo me quede con mi cara de&#8230; \u00a1 Its really!, \u00a1 ITS REALLY! \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a1 \u00ac\u00ac!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3565\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/09\/que-sea-comprensivo-que-sea-guapa-tu\/images-12\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images3.jpg?fit=257%2C196&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"257,196\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"images\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images3.jpg?fit=257%2C196&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3565\" alt=\"images\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/images3.jpg?resize=257%2C196\" width=\"257\" height=\"196\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Toma dos, Mi amigo esta quej\u00e1ndose ampliamente por la vida: que las viejas no valen la pena, que no haya a la buena, que el amor es un asco, en fin.<\/p>\n<p>Y es que \u00bfQU\u00c9 ONDAS HIJO?&#8230;. \u00a1ES NETA! \u00a0que si no encuentras una vieja as\u00ed no vas a estar en una relaci\u00f3n y esto no va solo para mi amigo ,si no para todos, los que van con una serie de requisitos innecesarios, que si no se cumplen, da como resultado que el amor es un asco.<\/p>\n<p>Ir por la vida con un mont\u00f3n de expectativas y requisitos que esperamos SE CUMPLAN Y DE NO SER AS\u00cd SEREMOS INFELICES. Y que es lo que pasa cuando no los cumplimos viene la FRUS-TRA-CI\u00d3N.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3566\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/09\/que-sea-comprensivo-que-sea-guapa-tu\/high-expectations\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations.jpg?fit=480%2C337&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,337\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"High expectations\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations.jpg?fit=480%2C337&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3566 alignleft\" alt=\"High expectations\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations-300x210.jpg?resize=300%2C210\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations.jpg?resize=330%2C231&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/High-expectations.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1OJO! No digo que vayas por la vida, como Mar\u00eda Teresa de Calcuta, d\u00e1ndoles a todos amor, ni que vayas sin expectativas ante el mundo. Pero \u00a1VALORA! \u00a0lo que realmente, vale.<\/p>\n<p>A lo mejor no te encuentras al tipo s\u00faper rico, o al g\u00fcero con el que siempre so\u00f1aste, pero, te encuentras a un tipo que te respeta, que te apoya que te sientes a gusto con el. O a lo mejor a la vieja que no tiene el s\u00faper cuerpazo, o que no es alta, pero tiene mil cosas mas, que compensan lo seg\u00fan, para ti es importante.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1DATE LA OPORTUNIDAD!, no exijas cosas, que realmente \u00a0no valen la pena, \u00a1LA PERSONA CHULADAS!, eso es lo que importa, valora a la persona que tienes enfrente de ti, ve mas all\u00e1 y \u00a1no te ciegues!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3572\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/2013\/10\/09\/que-sea-comprensivo-que-sea-guapa-tu\/mujer-creativa-pensando\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando.jpg?fit=373%2C322&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"373,322\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;10&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Hasselblad H3DII-39&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Portrait of a happy young female looking thoughtfully at copyspace&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1252878828&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;120&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0019999984651804&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;9626&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"mujer-creativa-pensando\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Portrait of a happy young female looking thoughtfully at copyspace&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando.jpg?fit=373%2C322&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3572\" alt=\"mujer-creativa-pensando\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kalot.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando-300x258.jpg?resize=300%2C258\" width=\"300\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando.jpg?resize=300%2C258&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando.jpg?resize=330%2C284&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kalot.com.mx\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/mujer-creativa-pensando.jpg?w=373&amp;ssl=1 373w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DEJA QUE LA VIDA TE SORPRENDA, Y POR PRIMERA VEZ \u00a1NO QUIERAS CONTROLAR TODO! , d\u00e9jate ir como gorda en tobog\u00e1n. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1PI\u00c9NSALO!!!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8220;Si quieres tener lo que pocos tienen, <\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>debes estar dispuesto a hacer lo que pocos hacen&#8221;<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a1Besos con baba! &lt;3<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Que tenga buen trasero, que mida 1.60 m\u00ednimo, que sea cat\u00f3lica, que se lleve bien con mi mam\u00e1,&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":3573,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3531","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"cs-entry","8":"cs-video-wrap"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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